The Weekly Leaks: February 30?
For those of you who frequent Hamra, more specifically the “alley” where Dany’s, Big Shot, Jackie’O and other pubs are located in, you will have noticed a huge banner that reads “Opening February 30″. Well, you’ll be pleased to know that what’s going to open there is just as mind-boggling as the banner, which refers [...]
Search for Lebanon’s Favorite Burger POSTPONED
My Dearest Readers, It is with a heavy heart I announce postponing the planned project on the blog to comprehensively decide which burger is your favorite. The reasons are several and they are below: Funding. As you know, I’ll be needing to pay for some 75-100 meals. As you also know, I don’t make money [...]
Life Club Beirut Review
Most of you have heard about Life Beirut by now. Some of you might’ve already tried it too. Life Beirut is the newest addition to Beirut’s mega-club scene. The gargantuan, multi-level club with the retractable roof is set to open this Thursday, but it’s been in soft-opening mode for a few weeks and after trying [...]
FASHAL – Lebanon Vibrator WIN from the 60s
via @nabilosan The rough translation of the ad is: To reduce your cellulites To erase your wrinkles For firmer face skin Get rid of your double-chin (thanks Riwa!) For better blood circulation To stay in shape Accentuate your youth Relaxing massage SUUUREEE
Avoid Valet Parking Series: Gemmayzeh Edition
After the unexpected success of the Zaitunay Bay edition, it was only natural to do the Gemmayzeh edition one. Below is a Google Map detailing the locations of parkings I frequent the most. Personally, I’d recommend you find a spot on Mar Mikhael street, but because of the bourgeoning nightlife district there recently, it’s getting tougher [...]
The Salary Increase Fiasco Explained
To the layperson like me, watching the news about the planned wage hikes and the resulting back-and-forth between concerned parties would make you confused and come to the conclusion that either the minister is being childish, the employers are scheming and the workers don’t know what’s best for them. Today, I had the chance to [...]
Poll of the Week: Stance on Syria? + 60% of You Smoke or Tried Hashish
Help me form my own opinion. You guys have always been a source of inspiration and guidance on tough matters, and this is definitely one of those moments. Last Week’s Poll The results are somewhat astonishing. Only 28% would never try it, while 39% smoke up regularly, 19% have tried it once or twice and [...]
15 Reasons Maryam Nour Needs to be in a Mental Health Facility
It’s better if you watch this clip first… So, please do! 1- Jesus and Mohamad are Aliens Even though the prophets of Christendom and Islam might’ve alluded they’re not from this world, jumping to the conclusion they’re aliens offends both believers and non-believer’s intelligence. For one, believers think they’re divine or touch by something divine [...]
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The Artist Movie Review
I absolutely loved, loved, loved this movie. The second I knew someone made a silent, black-and-white movie, I knew I was gonna go watch it. I always wonder how it would’ve been to watch the 4:3, black and white picture with nothing but a soundtrack. I though it would’ve been awkward, full of over-acting and [...]
Temporarily Blogging from the US of A!
My Dearest Readers, As some of you may already know, I was one of the winners of a competition run by Stoli Vodka last fall. I won a trip to Los Angeles, and access to one of the world’s most awesome parties at the Playboy Mansion (the real one). I have chosen to extend my [...]
FASHAL – Lebanon Vibrator WIN from the 60s
via @nabilosan The rough translation of the ad is: To reduce your cellulites To erase your wrinkles For firmer face skin Get rid of your double-chin (thanks Riwa!) For better blood circulation To stay in shape Accentuate your youth Relaxing massage SUUUREEE
He Will “Legally” Rape You: The Image that Scared the Government… See You All on Saturday!
The General Security thought this billboard was too “strong”. They watered it down to the versions you see on the streets this week. Pathetic. I’m glad we don’t have to abide by their absurd censorship laws. If you haven’t read my stance on this issue, please do so here now (if you’re a radical religious [...]
Poll of the Week: Stance on Syria? + 60% of You Smoke or Tried Hashish
Help me form my own opinion. You guys have always been a source of inspiration and guidance on tough matters, and this is definitely one of those moments. Last Week’s Poll The results are somewhat astonishing. Only 28% would never try it, while 39% smoke up regularly, 19% have tried it once or twice and [...]
Thoughts
The Salary Increase Fiasco Explained
To the layperson like me, watching the news about the planned wage hikes and the resulting back-and-forth between concerned parties would make you confused and come to the conclusion that either the minister is being childish, the employers are scheming and the workers don’t know what’s best for them. Today, I had the chance to [...]
Names and Faces of MPs Who Are NOT Against Rape + Protest on January 14
You guys (and gals) know I hate religion. Religion is cool when you’re a spineless person in need for some fake reassurance and a reason to act human. That’s cool cause it only affects you. However, religion isn’t cool when it affects other people’s lives negatively. One negative way, as I’m sure all women and [...]
2011′s Most Popular Posts
This year was massive. I had a blast on the blog and I’ve been lucky to meet so many awesome people. We flip 2011 over with extremely high hopes for 2012. Thank you all for reading, sharing and commenting, you make it all worthwhile! Get ready for new Fashal, leaks, analysis and of course PLENTY [...]
The Reason I Am Going To Armin Tonite: The Anti-Israeli Groups Are Boycotting It
Armin van Buuren is my favorite DJ for many reasons. Among them is my love for his music for well over 9 years. Another is his constant presence in Beirut and him honoring us with the Armin Only epic event last January. I short, I never missed an Armin event in Lebanon, ever since his [...]
What I Would Do Next If I Were Bashar
On March 15, 2011, protestors in Syria galvanized by the Arab Spring (or rather autumn) began protesting in Daraa. Soon enough, contagion spread to other cities and districts. Soon enough as well, protestors started to die. Syria is off-limits to media and a regime known for its corruption and repression cannot be trusted with dissemination of information. [...]
