Lebanese? Online? Prepare to Pay 10,000,000 LL Fine and Spend 6 Months in Roumieh

The internet in Lebanon is horrible, we all know that. But, to have it censored, become a privilege and expose our lives and livelihoods to the unregulated, biased, bureaucratic government bodies, is something we’d expect from China or Iran, or some other repressive regime.

A draft law which was written up in 2003, by MP Ghinwa Jalloul, is going to be voted upon today in the Lebanese parliament. This law, if passed, will force me to pay 10,000,000 LL in fines for posting this, and spend 3-6 months in jail. Why? Well, here’s broadly the tyrannical implications of this absurd law.

  1. No one may supply or utilize the internet, for business or leisure, for personal reasons or academic ones, without a license given out by a special governmental body
  2. The specialized governmental body is not subject to any law or the Lebanese judiciary
  3. It may operate and regulate the information technology sector as it sees fit
  4. It is allowed to raid and confiscate any information, hardware or software, whether it be personal (like facebook) or fiscal (like e-banking) or business-related (e-commerce)
  5. It is allowed to compete on the market, giving it a completely unfair advantage over other ISPs and internet-based businesses

These are some of the points that will come into effect if this law is passed today. Imagine a world where our access to the internet is in the hands of an appointed team of most probably biased, one-sided politicized individuals. Imagine not only being censored, but taken advantage of by the governmental body, and usurping the promising prospects for e-businesses in Lebanon.

So far, the Future Movement Block seems to support this law, for reasons beyond my understanding (probably to get that monopoly?). As for the Change and Reform Block, some of its MPs have agreed to abstain from voting. ABSTAIN?! You should be fighting this till the end, not concerning yourself with 11 Billion USD already in offshore accounts!

STOP THIS LAW

Palais by Crystal Review

Before the new breed of exclusive clubs started popping up on rooftops, Crystal was the club that everyone wanted in on, but only a select few got a piece of the action.

Crystal, which saw the most exclusive of parties in Lebanon and most outrageous of major event after-parties in the region, has been revamped and turned into Palais, by Crystal.

The new semi-circular bar, LED screens and comfier couches has set the stage for round-the-year quality clubbing. Palais is quite large and designed in a way to keep its different sections from getting too over-crowded. The three main elevated sections stretch back to behind the DJ booth and end up with a triangular middle ‘arena’ with smaller tables and leather bar stools. The sections have enough exits to allow you to move from one to another with relative ease, though be careful going up and down the stairs.

For the listening-type of clubber, Palais has plenty of comfy sitting places. And for the more active type of clubber, several spots and platforms that are situated away from the main walkways and table areas provide a perfect dancing environment.

The decor is modern and minimalistic, with an impressive lighting system and an enchanting LED-screen line up, with segments of the giant screen separated by gaps adding more effect to one of the first clubbing-integrated LED-screens in Lebanon.

The music is of course mainly mainstream House, interrupted by Urban music every now and then. The mix is a proven successful one, with clubbers satisfied with this intermingling of genres. Thursday nights though are the acknowledged official RnB night, with DJ Lethal Skillz spinning a set of old school and new school RnB on his 12″ vinyls for the Palais Bling Showers.

Palais by Crystal is definitely up there with the likes of SkyBar and White. It is a commercial music and lifestyle champion, with the focus mainly on the glitz and glam and exclusive guest-lists. It probably won’t be one of my top 3 choices when it comes to a Saturday night, but then again, I am a seasoned electronic music lover who prefers the underground electronic music scene that throws its weight behind the quality of music produced, and not the dress-codes and minimum-charges and picture-perfect atmospheres.

Club: Palais by Crystal
Location: Monot Street, Beirut
Music: Commercial House and Urban Music
Resident DJ: DJ Jad Tarabay and DJ Lethal Skillz on the infamous Thursday Bling Showers
Price: $80-100 should be enough for you and your date
Door Policy: 21+ and the self-proclaimed most exclusive club in Beirut.
The Verdict: If you’re an RnB fan, then this is the place you MUST go to on Thursday nights. Like the glam and glitz? Saturday or Friday at Palais should give you your fix