A Month in Jail For Doing a Stand-Up Improv Skit for Charity *Applauds the Government*

On November 30, 2011, Comedian Edmond Haddad and Actress Rawya El Chab were sentenced to serve one month in jail. In the name of the Lebanese people, the sentence was based on Article 532 of the penal code.

It referred to an opinion press article published days after Rawya, Edmond and many friends hosted a charitable comedy night on December 23, 2009. Their “crime” using on stage “indecent” “humor” “terminology” and “gestures”.

The Money collected was donated to the Brave Heart Fund.

Today, Rawya and Edmond face their Appeal hearing in order to claim back their freedom of speech!

Because Comedy is not a crime.
Because Justice was based on tabloids’ reports.
Because We do not live under Taliban yet.

Prison might be fun, but it’s a matter of principle… We count on YOU to spread the word; to friends, colleagues, neighbors… Join us and show your support at Court: Wednesday April 25, 2012 at the Beirut Justice Palace (Adlieh) at 9:00 AM.

Disgusting. This country has become disgusting. Showing a boxer, in a comedy show, is now endangering our society? But Alain Aoun, Fouad Sanioura and all the charming MPs we saw parade their dirty boxers on live TV for 3 days, did not “harm the public morals”. Yes, a small venue, live audience, for a good cause, is a crime punishable by jail and fine, but being on national and international TV acting like mentally challenged cocks is completely ok.

Unfortunately, the lack of faith in movements in the real world on the ground in Lebanon, makes me wish deeply that Anonymous or RYV would retaliate online and show that brilliant judge who made that very prudent and wise call that we are not the Taliban, or the Saudi Royal Family or Iran. We’re Lebanon.

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The Day I Went to 3 Different Protests by Mistake in New York City

New York was my favorite city in my USA tour a few weeks ago. Manhattan is my new favorite place in the world and deep down I’d really hope to move there for a while. One of the most random things that happened in New York was my stumbling into 3 different protests in one day in different parts of Manhattan.

Free Tibet

One of the spots I wanted to visit was the United Nations Headquarters. I was getting close, when I decided to double-check on Google Maps if I was headed in the right direction. Then, out of nowhere, a dozen or so cameras were taking photos and recording me, with my backpack and phone in hand. I was of course startled and didn’t know why, when I finally looked behind me, I saw a few dozen people walking with Tibetan flags. It was a silent march, to support 3 activists who were on hunger strike. It was a silent vigil, so I’m not a complete idiot for accidentally leading a procession of Tibetan activists!

I stuck around a little, and realized how random that had been. A cause we all feel so far away from, and I was in the middle of it without even trying. One thing I loved about this protest, is that it was the opposite of the Arab kind: it was silent, slow and very humble. No taunts, no chants, no burning flags or stepping on photos. It was calm, with urgent but unoffending slogans being held up.

Syrian Opposition

After completing my tour of the UN HQ with 17 Chinese men who didn’t speak English and were more interested in replica coins than the Security Council’s meeting hall -_-, I walked out onto the street and heard faint chants in what I made out to be Arabic. Further down the road, on the corner opposite to the Free Tibet movement, I ran into 300 or so Syrian and Arab people protesting against Bashar El Assad’s regime. The new Free Syrian flags, lotsa families and even what looked like a fundamentalist sheikh, with a bluetooth headset, were present. Hilarious rhymes were hurled at Assad and even a rap skit by a young girl which fired up the crowd.

I stocked up on water and met a bunch of fun reporters and bid that protest farewell as it marched towards the Syrian envoy’s offices a few blocks away. It then hit me that I had just been at two protests, for two countries, on the same street, by mistake.

A fitting quote perhaps, at the very spot of the protest

Occupy Wall Street

After watching a Broadway show later with my dear friend Yara, we decided a trip to NYC would not complete without catching a glimpse of Lady Liberty. So, we made our way to the Staten Island ferry, cause its route passes right infront of Liberty Island giving an awesome (and free) look at the Statue of Liberty. It’s also where I took this epic photo from:

On our way down though, we passed by the 9/11 memorial site, which turned out to be almost adjacent to Zucotti  Park: the heart of the Occupy Wall Street movement. It was the 6-month anniversary of the movement, an after having some sympathy and faith in the movement, those glimmers of hope for them in my mind completely faded. The protest lived up to its comical stereotype perfectly: dirty hippies making drum circles and chanting moronic phrases like “fuck the police” and “wall street sucks” (which means either a 2 year old said that, or an up-and-coming rapper). There was even one guy typing on a typewriter, typing nonsense and interacting with no one, hoodie and all included. Heck, even the chalk graffitti on the the ground had one that said “I don’t understand”, which was exactly what I thought.

Also, one comment a bored police officer made to me was that “if they have 6 months to occupy a street, they could’ve found a job”. Later that day, the hundreds of police broke up the protest violently and that was that. I guess the turn out was that bad, cause most people preferred to go get wasted, after all, it was St Paddy’s Day!

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