GSM Arena Quote Samsung Lebanon Page on SIV Launch Date!

I was browsing tech news feeds to see when the SIV would come out, and it was the usual Android rumor here, Android rumor there. But, to my very pleasant surprise, mobile tech powerhouse has published an article quoting none other than Samsung’s Lebanon branch! How cool is that, that we, are at the forefront of the rumors of one of the most sought-after Android devices of 2013? Who would’ve thought? =P

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What I Want My Funeral To Be Like

Funerals are the epitome of events in someone’s life. It signifies the end of it, the culmination of all the years, of all the memories, of all the accomplishments and of all your family and friends hold dear. Yet, no one ever has a say in their memorial services. What to be done with the body, how the services should take place and other hard details grieving loved ones shouldn’t have to make could be done beforehand by the person concerned, and here’s what I’m hoping will happen.

I hope this post won’t come in handy soon, but you never know, do you?

    The last thing I want is people saying “we gained an angel” or “god wanted him” or other things I find immensely insulting. Funerals should be memorial services and I want folks to remember my life, not make themselves feel better and undermine my real life and their memories of it, for generic phrases they’ve been taught by their priests and mothers. So, thank you for not saying those things, and instead, maybe remembering something fun we did together, you know, reminiscing!
    No paying churches or funeral houses or anything similar. Money you were gonna spend on flowers or priests’ wages should go to charities and universities. Of course, I’d prefer you choose charities that do not discriminate and are secular, but the choice is yours of course and thank you for putting it in my memory!
    If the method and state I’m in during my death allows it, I’d like to donate everything that could be used from my body. Why let them rot and become worm food when they could improve or even save someone else’s life? Everyone should donate their organs upon death IMO.
    I don’t wanna take up precious real estate and let my decaying remains poison underground water sources. That’s why whatever is left of me will be cremated and the ashes split and used as, first, fertilizer for an olive tree (which I hope my family will take care of and keep) which will sorta be like reincarnation! Those atoms that once were me, can now be part of that very fruitful tree… How awesomely poetic and spiritual is that?! (Oh, and a small part of the ashes will be dedicated to some of my friends whom I believe will use to fertilize another type of “plant” ^^)OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA
    I’m not sure what they are, but they’ll be happy stuff you’ll find useful. No icons or candles or rosaries, maybe phone covers, earphones, Swiss chocolate or something else that’ll make you happy or be useful for your everyday lives
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    Not a religious place, but a happy place. I’d like it to be easily accessible to everyone and not too far away. I would love to have it in the mountains overlooking Ehden, but I guess that would need a lot of off-roading! Perhaps BIEL?
  7. MUSIC
    Some Chopin, and of course, deadmau5 or Daft Punk or Justice, depending on whoever is still alive or would agree to performing live or at least recording a special set pour moi! Also, a donation box or small fee could be collected to see these awesome folks live, and the money will all go to scientific research foundations across the world.tumblr_lps8reBp5k1qexfcto1_500

Please understand these are my personal thoughts and opinions. No offense was meant here to anyone, and I respect how other people believe they should take care of their dead. However, I also believe everyone should have a choice of what happens to them after they die, just like you can write a will deciding what will happen to the things you owned after you’re gone.

On Refugees and Lebanon’s Reaction

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The Numbers

As of January 4th, 2013, the total number of refugees that have fled to Lebanon from Syrian territories is 190,000 split amongst 175,000 Syrians and 15,000 Palestinians. To put that into perspective, that’s almost a 4.5% increase in Lebanon’s total population in the last few month. This puts Lebanon as the country hosting the most refugees, followed by Turkey with approximately 148,000, Jordan with 120,000 and Iraq with 62,000.

Other Neighbors

Turkey, Iraq and Jordan have somewhat obstructed the flow of refugees across their borders. Iraq has practically sealed off its border completely and Turkey and Jordan have set up refugee camps close to the border and are regulating the influx.

Lebanon Refugee Stats

Our border with Syria is virtually nonexistent. It’s not even demarcated. Individuals and groups can come and go as they please across the 375 kilometer stretch of mountains and fields we share with our neighbor to the north and east.

Lebanon already has 455,000 Palestinian refugees living within 12 refugee camps within its borders in deplorable conditions widely deemed to be against basic human rights. This potentially puts the current number of foreign refugees on Lebanese territories well over the the 600,000 mark, meaning almost 15% of people in Lebanon are currently foreign refugees, a staggeringly high number.

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Complications with Refugee Issues in Lebanon

History and Sectarianism

The Lebanese civil war, the Arab-Israeli conflict as well as deeply rooted sectarian divides make refugee issues extremely controversial ones in this tiny country. The overwhelming majority of Syrian and Palestinian refugees are Sunni Muslims. This traditionally unsettles leaders of other sects in a country where power is divided per sect. This means a sudden increase of one sect, might automatically mean that that particular sect’s influence dramatically increases. Perhaps not in the number of seats allocated for that sect, since that is virtually impossible to amend in the Taef Accord and Lebanese constitution, but in the ability of a certain sect to choose candidates from other sects loyal to it.

That has been the case for the dwindling number of Christians in Lebanon, who ceremonially control 64 seats in the 128 member parliament, but practically vote in barely two dozen MPs themselves, with the rest being divided among other sects’ shares.

So, it is understandable that the ever-present possibility of the naturalization of Palestinian refugees in Lebanon complicates positions and policies that have to do with individuals that have fled the violence in their home countries and sought refuge in Lebanon.


Also, political ideology adds a further layer of complication to the Syrian refugee surge. The 14 March coalition and its Sunni leadership are actively involved in the Syrian conflict despite the elaborate and fantastical attempts to cover that up. The 8 March Shiite leadership, mainly Hezbollah, is doing an equally feeble attempt at concealing their direct involvement in the Syrian conflict, which has seriously damaged their once sound integrities in the Arab and Islamic World and sets them up as hypocrites when it comes to The Arab Spring.

The testament that the above is true despite both coalitions’ denial are the body bags of Lebanese fighters streaming in regularly from across the border, both of which claim to be “performing Jihadi duties”.

14M are supporting the Islamist rebels and 8M are supporting the tyrannical regime, which means that the refugee problem is handled very differently by these two camps. On the one side, 14M embraces them with open arms as fellow victims of the Syrian regime that has wrought havoc on Lebanon for 3 decades. On the other, 8M are uncomfortable accepting the reality that their most valuable ally is causing a mass exodus of his innocent people to stay clinging to power in a bloody crackdown. Also, their rhetoric that this is a result of haphazard, spontaneous “terrorist groups” is one their own audience does not even believe anymore.

The Lebanese Cabinet Plan

Well over a year overdue, the plan has finally been given the green light, although its specifics remain unclear. For one, we know that the government asked for 190 million dollars in aid from the Arab and International community. For two, we know that no camps will be set up, similar to the ones in Turkey and Jordan. For three, we know that Interior Minister Marwan Charbel has been tasked with creating a special committee that will oversee and resolve security concerns that have to do with these refugees. After all, not all those seeking asylum are innocent civilians, and harsh conditions might spark unrest. It is unacceptable that in Lebanon’s and the Lebanese’s good faith, sovereignty and security be taken for granted. Here, I’d like to say I am against armed Syrians using Lebanon as a base, but completely for Syrian activists being able to campaign and push their cause, peacefully, under the protection of Lebanon’s security apparatus instead of complicity in their kidnapping and handing over to uncertain and unfair fates in Syria.

My Two Cents

Personally, I find it very unsettling that some have called for the closure of the border in the face of Syrian refugees. First and foremost, we have a moral and humanitarian obligation to provide safe passage for those fleeing their homes for fear for their lives. Second, we must remember Syria took in over half a million refugees during Hezbollah’s 2006 war with Israel. Third, it is utter stupidity to close the parts of the border we do control since they are so few and so corrupt. People coming through official border crossings are families and innocent civilians. Militants and arms flow through the illegal border crossings, that our security forces have shown no ability, or even intent of trying to protect or control, with dozens if not hundreds of incursions by the Syrian rebel fighters and government soldiers that have led to the death of many Lebanese citizens. So, closing our borders does nothing, it only makes us heartless, spineless monsters that flex out muscles in the face of helpless refugees, and run with our tail between our legs in the face of militants and military elements from Syria.

Charles Malek alongside Eleanor Roosevelt helped draft the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. We are the founding member of the UN that helped enshrine the basic rights the entire world strives to achieve. We cannot fail in living up to the monumental burden that has been thrown upon us, at least not because of our selfish, sectarian, or political interests. The world is ready to help bear the financial burden, and to give an example Germany alone has already given more than 30 million dollars in aid for Lebanon to help it handle the refugee crisis.

Personally however, I do not think the funds should be given to the Lebanese government, but to international agencies like UNICEF, UNHCR and others. Why? Because Lebanese governments have been well-documented to misappropriate relief materials and funds. We all remember how disgusting it was to see some of the 2006 relief funds and supplies resurfacing in the run-up to the 2009 Lebanese elections. We also remember Qatar’s prudent decision to finance the projects itself directly, instead of handing it to the overly corrupt governments and institutions in Lebanon.


We mustn’t shut out people in need. We can help them, while ensuring no one encroaches on our sovereignty and security. We can get over our pitiful sectarian bickering and focus on the humans fleeing for their lives and safety, not numbers of this sect versus that. We can ask for help from the rest of the world. We must be the good example when other neighboring countries have shied away and turned a blind eye. We must eliminate disgusting attitudes such as “they did this to us, let it happen to them now” in reference to Lebanese Civil War times. It’s 2013. We’re rational human being who believe in freedom and democracy. Put aside your gods and fanatic religious men and do what’s good, for goodness sake.

Charts source: UNHCR