Lana Del Rey in Beirut End of May

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GOD DAYYUM! My greatest fear used to be Islamist extremists, but after tonite, my new phobia is Lana Del Rey’s Lebanese fans. In a move that, in retrospect, caused way too much trouble, I teased that Lana Del Rey will be in Beirut this May after leaking that she will be one of the headliners in the Byblos Festival.

I wasn’t lying though, I have confirmed that Lana Del Rey will be in Beirut on the 30th of May for the opening of Sky Bar Beirut. And it doesn’t matter if she has a performance a day before and a day after, appearances at clubs means a short performance and she won’t have to be in Beirut too long.

The hint that there will be no tickets and announcement should’ve been obviously interpreted as a guest star at a club, but, some folks thought I was alluding that she won’t come at all and was trying to ruin their night.

Take a look at some of the tweets which made my night. On a side note, I love you all, and I apologize for not interacting with you more after dropping that bomb shell, but I was celebrating my dearest Najib’s bachelor-hood all over Beirut and Keserwen =P

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My Arabic Debut for Annahar

There are a handful on Lebanese people I consider heroes. Charles Malik is one of them, but more recently, Gebran Tueni and Joumana Haddad take the top spot in my heart. Both of them published countless articles in Annahar, and Joumana continues do so today. So, as you can imagine, it was an immense honor getting my name published in the same newspaper as them. Here’s an excerpt of my humble opinion piece printed yesterday, May 16, 2013, in Annahar Shabab

لا ترضوا بالجزرة حين تدفعون ثمن الكافيار

حين أنظر حولي وأقرأ اللافتات المعلقة فوق شوارعنا، وأسمع مقدمات نشرات الأخبار، وأصغي إلى خطابات السياسيين، وأقرأ عناوين الصحف، أسأل لماذا “نتلهى” بتلك الأمور وننسى ما هو أهم؟

إذا أخذنا عينة من كل ما ذكرته، من المحتم أن يكون من بين الموضوعات “سلاح المقاومة”، “التدخل في الشأن السوري”، “المحكمة الدولية”، “مؤامرة إسرائيلية أميركية” وغيرها من العناوين التي نسمعها دائماً. لكن، لنأخذ خطوة إلى الوراء ونتعمق قليلاً بهذه الموضوعات الكبيرة والبعيدة والغامضة. هل يتأثر احد منا بأي من هذه القضايا مباشرةً؟ كل هذه الموضوعات مهمة، ولكن في رأيي المتواضع، ثمة موضوعات أهم. أولها حاجاتنا اليومية من كهرباء ومياه وإتصالات ومواصلات وبنزين وطبابة وانترنت وقانون وقضاء وحقوق ومواقف للسيارات ومياه ساخنة، وحماية البيئة، وغيرها من الأولويات الناقصة.

Read the rest here

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Taste Lebanon’s Awesome Lebanese Food Video

I’ve met so many wonderfully amazing people all around the world. Every single one I meet, I invite to come to Lebanon. I try to describe how wonderful parts of it are, how amazing most of its people can be and how delicious our food is. The main selling points are always: history, nature, food and nightlife. However, why would they take my word for it? And it’s hard to describe complex little Lebanon in a few words sometimes.

I always wish there was a short, professionally shot montage that would sum Lebanon, or parts of it, up beautifully. Words can only go so far, whereas a shot taken at the right moment, of the right things and from the right angle, can portray so much more. That’s when I saw a video my good friend Dalal Mawad shared on her timeline, and was like “yes, exactly, something like that!”

The video I’ve embedded below was done by an awesome Lebanese company based in the UK called Taste Lebanon. Their twitter bio sums it up pretty well:

Providing boutique interactive culinary journeys & retreats, vegetarian packages, gourmet workshops & much more through out Lebanon

I loved the video, and I hope you will too. It brought warm feelings to my heart and reminded me that if you take a minute to pause, Lebanon still shines in so many areas, and all the political trouble aside, it’s one hell of a jampacked tiny package of a country! I’m definitely recommending friends from abroad check Taste Lebanon out, and this was quite a pleasant discovery of a very professional group of folks that are working hard to show another face of Lebanon, and how food here is more than food, it’s a reason for friends, families and visitors to bond over and create happy memories.

The Weekly Leaks: The Gärten by Überhaus Opening June 22

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My love for Überhaus needs no introduction. I’ve seen most of you there by now, and whenever I can, I’m there Friday-Saturday when I’m in Beirut. I told you about the plans the guys at Uberhaus had to open a summer pop-up club, the first of its kind in Beirut. It’s getting closer and if you are passing by near BIEL today, you probably saw them setting up!

It’s gonna be open every Saturday during summer and officially opens June 22nd with the Parisian Trupple Appolonia (Dan Ghenacia, Dyed Soundorom and Shonky) headlining the night, alongside of course the Uberhaus residents: Romax, Ronin and Nesta, Fat Dutch, Phil, CAB, Richard Kahwagi.
On one side of the venue is the picturesque bamboo garden of The Beirut Exhibition Center, on the other will be a massive island bar and a separate garden space for a variety of art installations and exhibitions. It will also have a large grass lawn, so you can take off your flipflops and enjoy the grass between your toes (watch out for cigarette butts though =P)
The main feature though will be a large, open-faced dome (the kind I adored at Coachella this year!) that’ll easily fit some 800 clubbers. The lights and sound system incorporated into the framework is looking epic, and I seriously can’t wait to see how it all comes together!
Some of the names you can expect to see this summer include Danny Daze, Carl Craig and Polish duo Catz n Dogz… So, FUCK. YES. I told you this was gonna be the best summer Beirut has ever seen (nightlife-wise at least!)
Here’s what it’ll probably look like!

CNN Names Barbar Among the 5 Best Kebab Places in the World

1barbar_shawarmaI couldn’t help but chuckle a bit when I saw this. I mean, come on, Barbar is the place you stop at 4:30AM after a night of clubbing when you’re super hungry and your options aren’t that many. But, then again, a good kebab isn’t just the price, presentation, pedigree of the beef, etc. It’s about the most popular one too, the one anyone and everyone can eat, one which without it, Beirut, more specifically Hamra, would not be the same.

We’ve all eaten at Barbar, especially AUBites and LAU students. It might not be the most luxurious, but I think it does deserve the best kebab title for Beirut in that, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, Barbar always has a couple of dozen folks waiting in line or enjoying their weird sandwiches on the sidewalk. Barbar also delivers a lot and I remember from my AUB election days, we used to always order Djeij w 2raydes (chicken and shrimp sandwich), a notoriously weird, but extremely good mix I have yet to see anywhere else in the world.

So, cut the place some slack and stop whining about it being “dirty” and “cheap”. The sheer volume of meat Barbar moves every day is basically enough to ensure none of it goes rancid or spoils. So, mabrook Barbar! And I’ll probably grab a good old djeij w 2raydess tonite after clubbing =P

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Branson: “Virgin Galactic Will Start Sending People to Space in December”

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I was one of the very lucky few who got to sit wit Sir Richard Branson earlier today at Beit Misk overlooking a rainy Beirut and got ask him a couple questions. Most of my dear colleagues asked questions related to Virgin Radio Lebanon and business and entrepreneurial questions. I frankly was many times more interested in his exploits of outer space, and asked him a couple of questions about Virgin Galactic

1- So, you basically answered everything else. I want to ask you about Virgin Galactic which I am extremely excited about. When are you gonna start sending people to space?

We’ve been working on it for 8 years, and it did take longer than expected, but we’re there. Starting this December, we are going to start sending our first 600 Virgin Galactic customers into space. And when you think of it, only 500 or so people have already been to space, so sending our first 600 is very exciting. 80% of people sitting in a room will tell you they’d love making it to space, and our challenge is making that economically viable so anyone in this room can afford it. Our reusable spacecrafts can make over a 1000 trips, and I think that’ll help bring down the costs.

2- Apart from the commercial plans to send folks to space, do you plan on going further into space exploration considering governments and public sectors are investing much less in the space industry?

Oh yes. We’re planning to deploy a network of satellites, go into orbital flights and maybe eventually deep space exploration. We’re also considering colonizing Mars. One should dream of those things, right?

After I asked him the two questions, the extremely delightful Sir Richard Branson joked “would you like to go to space” and that’s when my heart skipped a beat and after regaining my composure answered “I wanna be amongst the first, I’m gonna start saving up from now” to which we both chuckled and he jokingly said “I’d wait for the second round if I were you.” (and that was in reference to the fact that the first 500 tickets will be sold for 200,000 USD while the second wave for 20,000 USD)

All in all, it was a very pleasant chat. Sir Branson is a very charming person and very easy to approach and candid in his answers. He’s also a big fan of Beirut’s nightlife, and was very excited for tonight’s big launch party of Virgin Radio Lebanon at White. As for the other questions (including some of those you guys submitted), I’ll share what my much more qualified colleagues and friends will publish. For now, here’s the news I’m most excited about!

It was an honor meeting someone as successful as Sir Richard Branson, and as happy customer of Virgin Megastores, Virgin American and recently Virgin Mobile and Virgin Radio, it was surreal getting to meet, greet, chat and joke with this fascinating man.

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The Weekly Leaks: 5 Unannounced Byblos Festival Acts + No Iron Maiden

This leak was tiring. I literally used every single contact I had to try and find out, but for some reason, everyone is being extra tight-lipped this year. But, of course, there’s always a way to find out, and this year’s lineup has a couple of surprises.

1- No Iron Maiden

The Byblos Festival page denied that categorically several times already, so it’s no.

2- Pet Shop Boys

First big act which I think y’all will enjoy are the Pet Shop Boys. To my best reckoning, they’ve never been to Lebanon, so this will be an awesome first.
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3- NAS

The legendary rapper and husband of none other than Kelis, is coming too! I saw NAS live last year at Virgin Mobile’s Freefest in Baltimore, and it was an epic performance that had everyone rapping along and Nas giving it his all. He’s the 5th best MC of all time according to MTV in 2012 and his feud with billionaire Jay Z up until a few years ago is what made them both so infamous (thanks wikipedia!). Nas is gonna be cool, it’s good to see more “legit” rappers pay us a visit and not just Lil-Wayn-type noobs.

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4- Scorpions

They’re coming back it seems after their 2011 stop at Byblos. Not sure how smart that is, but I guess they did their research and found out that folks in Lebanon still want to see the band perform again… This leak is the only one I don’t trust completely. Nas and Pet Shop Boys are a definite.

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5- Rahbani Play

Not sure which one, I reckon it’s something new. Rahbani plays at Byblos Festival have become a tradition we’re all used to. And even though that might not come off as a “leak” since it was pretty much expected, I think it’s definitely worth mentioning

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Nightwish and Yanni are already announced.

UPDATE: Lana Del Rey

After posting this, several friends and readers insisted that they are sure Lana Del Rey is coming, so, yes, Summertime Sadness for me =P

961 Summer Block Party This Saturday

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So, summer’s basically here and it’s time to start partying properly. Usually, you get either or: either electronic music, or something else. This Saturday, 961 Beer are mixing it up, just like their endless flavors and tastes, and getting you a melange of awesome Lebanese artists including the The Beirut Groove Collective, Charlie Rayne, The Banana Cognacs and The Wanton Bishops!

It’s during the day too, so you can start early and end your party marathon early the next day! It’s from 12:00-5:00PM at Uruguay Street and tickets are just 11USD if you buy it beforehand on the startup we love on this blog: Presella, and of course, there’s plenty of free beer there.

I’m gonna be there and I’m giving away 3 pairs of tickets to you guys (6 total!) All you gotta do after you RSVP is comment here which flavor of 961Beer’s massive inventory is your favorite and the guys and 961 Beer and myself will choose a lucky 3 and announce by Thursday night!

Beirut Escort Services Online: A Thinly Veiled Prostitution Ring?

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A reader forwarded this link to me, and I found it extremely interesting because it looks like this has been happening for quite a while and they even have hundreds of fans on their Facebook page and followers on Twitter.

It’s hilarious because they talk about “sensual experience” and a “beirut sex guide” but insist that these are “independent women (and men)” as if to legally shield themselves from being indicted with running a brothel, or at least a prostitution ring, something illegal in Lebanon.

The suggestive photos and “hourly rates” are eerily familiar to the stories you hear about prostitution rings, only minus the taxi cab drivers and disgusting venues. Just browse the website, get in contact, and it seems you’ll have quite a good time with the girls and boys available.

What’s funny is that it looks like it’s a booming business with subsidiary websites, YouTube montages and a presence on social media. As for the “massage” and “manicure” ploy, come on guys, why do I need photos of my manicurist or masseuse in a bikini and sexy poses if there wasn’t a “happy ending” involved? And blurred faces?

I don’t really have a problem with people selling their bodies for sex of it’s their free choice and they’re safe. It’s their bodies after all and I don’t really have the right to tell them what they can and cannot do, regardless of the laws. However, prostitution isn’t a dream career, it’s usually one rife with violence, human trafficking, unhealthy working conditions and even a form of slavery and often underage sex workers that are forced into this by “pimps” and the absence or failure of scumbag parents who “sell” their kids to feed their own vices.

That’s what I’m worried about most, the rights and working conditions of these sex workers, and that’s why I feel something should be done. It would be completely unacceptable to find out for example young boys and girls are being exploited, or that refugees or illegal immigrants trafficked here are being taken advantage of by criminals.

What are your thoughts? Especially with the recent “moral crackdown” by a few stupid Lebanese officials on the homosexual community that has yet to be found guilty of any crime while this obviously illegal practice is thriving?

UPDATE

Turns out the images are ripped off from foreign escort websites! Thank you Jean Marc S. for digging further and finding this extra irregularity! I guess when you order one of the models, you’re gonna probably get disappointed with the actual “escort”

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FASHAL – The Most Vandalized Piece of Graff in Beirut

20130513_135120This piece of graff was once changed to “Herpes is Contagious” instead of “Courage is Contagious” two years ago, now, voila! Below is the photo I posted in 2011. I wonder what the new one is about!

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10 Things You Need To Know About Virgin Radio Lebanon + Photos of Their Studios

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I can’t stress how happy I am of the leak earlier this year, and how lucky I was that I got on the good side of the guys behind it and apart from getting to meet Sir Richard Branson this week, I got the first scoop into what Virgin Radio Lebanon is gonna be all about, and how, as so many of us have wondered, will it compete in the already over-saturated English-speaking radio channel industry.

Here’s a summary I broke down into an easy-to-read list of what Najy Cherabieh, the General Manager, had to tell me.

1- It’s All About Social Media

It’s not an extra thing for them, it’s the most important one. Everything will be online and you can think of the FM as the manifestation of what’s happening online. Form song requests to competition participations, roadshows, events and even “hype” gauges, it’s all going to be on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and even Whatsapp.

2- Studios Open for the Public

Radio studios in Lebanon are usually apartments that were refitted, and rarely have any human eyes seen them. I mean, has anyone seen a radio studio? I’ve seen two, and I was not impressed. The Virgin Radio Lebanon one will not only be open to listeners, but also has a fully-equipped bar and a large rooftop lounge where I’ve been told events will be held, such as interviews, small shows and even signing sessions.

3- 10 Hits in a row

Most stations have a 3 or 4 song interval between ads, and if you’re like me, you switch to another one the second ads start to play. The ad campaign, which I didn’t get at first, is that VRL will play 10 hits back-to-back between radio spots, so that’s a solid 35-40 minutes of uninterrupted music, making actually putting the radio on outside of your car when stuck in traffic a viable option.

4- No self promotion

All the stations are number 1 in Lebanon. All of them have exclusives. All of them are the biggest, etc. VRL won’t ever do any of those things because it’s against the Virgin branding guidelines. So, yaaaay!

5- Ad-less Weekends

After 4:00PM on Fridays and Saturdays, there will be no ads at all. That means that when you’re going to a club, back from one or wherever else you were, you won’t here 3-minute epic poetry about whichever washed-up artist is coming to Beirut. I think this is awesome, and would be interesting to see how other stations react or try to adapt to that.

6- Non-Electronic Weekends

I’ve always loved the fact that all the 3 big stations feature electronic music sets on the weekends. But, I also am aware of how almost everyone else hates that. Plus, if you’re an EDM connoisseur, chances are you get your fix online, not on a weekly radio show the old-school way. VRL will have the same type of music all the time: commercial hits, even on weekends, which I think a lot of people will enjoy, given that the lowest listernship for the other 3 stations is on weekend nights.

7- Listener-controlled playlists and frequencies

A hit station usually bombards us with the same song 20 times a day for weeks, and if we hated it at first, we’ll be singing it by heart after a couple of days stuck in Beirut traffic. VRL won’t do that, in fact, new songs will have a very low frequency starting off, and the favorites will get played more often. There will be a “music jury” page online that anyone can log on to and upvote or downvote a song they like, and based on that, it’ll be played more often the more upvotes it gets. Why I think this is particularly cool? Well, imagine a rising Lebanese talent manages to produce a radio-worthy song. Getting it submitted, you could get your fans to upvote it, making it go up the charts, without needing to spend big money and getting favors!

8- Mandatory Replies

If you interact with anyone in VRL online, they have to answer you back, even if you’re being a dick. Usually, radios here act all high and mighty and getting in touch is a hassle most of the time, or your comments go unnoticed. At VRL, every email, comment, message will be answered, and they’re very serious about that, which is a leap in terms of customer service in Lebanon’s FM world.

9- No Expensive SMSes and They Call Back

Usually, when you text the 4-digits radio stations ask you to, you’re charged 1.5-2USD which the station gets 60% of, and you rarely ever get a reply back. VRL has no SMS line and you can enter competitions, submit requests, etc. via any social media platform, including popular chat client Whatsapp. Also, they’ll call you, you don’t have to call them. No money spent, it’s all free from your end.

10- Roadshows 2.0

Radio roadshows in Lebanon are usually standing in a mall, asking people a couple of questions and maybe giving away a few prizes with radio music playing in the background. VRL has a whole team just to organize those roadshows into something fun and interactive, with LED screens integrating all the social media feeds into one space, from which the winners would be chosen. I think this is cool because it gives everyone a chance, your name doesn’t need to be drawn and you don’t need to dial a busy number 2321 times and then hold for 13123 minutes for a mere chance to give an answer and participate… Plus, for advertisers, they’ll get a nice package of online, offline and “below the line” coverage, not just 3o-second spots. So, it’s sort of a new revenue flow for the station that ultimately means less air time for annoying spots.

A Few Notes

Of course, all these awesome things wouldn’t be possible without the massive infrastructure and support of Virgin all around the world. You must understand that the other stations did not have that kind of support, even NRJ, which is also an international brand, but open as a franchise in Lebanon and managed fully by Lebanese. VRL is jointly-managed by Lebanese entrepreneurs and businessmen and women as well as the Branson Group.

The radio won’t play songs older than 4-5 years. It’s all about the latest hits, so don’t expect Jimmi Hendrix and Pink Floyd. It’s about the pop and hiphop that’s new and fresh, but based on what listeners like, not what’s the freshest and wants to be pushed onto you by force.

I love the minimal ads too, and the lack of self-promotion as well as how accessible the station and its employees will be. At first, honestly, I thought it was just another radio station that will be mediocre and bring nothing new but a frequency. But, after being given the presentation today and allowed to ask anything I wanted, I am now a believer and am excited to see how it all plays out starting this week!

Oh, and Anthony Salameh, a Lebanese-born Australian stand-up comic, is gonna be hosting the morning show, and I think it’s genius getting a comedian as a morning radio show host. Chris Fade will be on in the afternoon, and a special show will air from 7-11PM which Mr Cherabieh has told me will be quite “different”.

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Nahr El Bared Shortlisted for Agha Khan Architecture Award

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When we think of Nahr El Bared, we think vicious Islamists beheading army personnel, killing Red Cross volunteers and booby-trapping corpses. In other words, it’s usually bad and horrible things. But, we mustn’t fall into the trap most Westerners fall in and condemn the refugee camp as a whole. Most of the folks there were innocent civilians just as terrorized as the Lebanese residents of the area.

The camp was virtually completely demolished and the rebuilding process was handled mostly by the UNRWA. However, in the rebuilding process, the goal wasn’t to rebuild the hellish, overcrowded structures again, but create a better environment for the refugees that have been living there since 1948 in less-than-ideal circumstances to say the least.

The unbuilt land share went from 11% previously, to over 35%, creating more open and shared spaces and making it less cramped and instead of small 1-room buildings, creating four-storey ones with some green roofs even.

In other words, it got rebuilt in record time some 5 years, and is being considered for an Agha Khan Award for Architecture and its excelling in this field. 19 other nominees from other developing countries were also shortlisted.

I think this is a good chance to shed light on the deplorable living standards Palestinian refugees put up with, and a great example of how it can be fixed if international funds and expertise are used wisely. Perhaps some day, the refugee camps will cease to exist and the refugees will go back to their homes. But, until then, let’s make their stay one up to par with basic human rights, so that the poverty and pain won’t escalate into a new Fateh El Islam…

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