LEBANON: Hosting the Most Refugees Worldwide

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For every 1000 Lebanese, the UNHCR confirms there are 178 refugees. That’s almost 1 in 5 people in Lebanon. The report states that Pakistan hosts the most refugees at 1.6 million, but some unofficial figures are even higher in Lebanon, suggesting as many as 1.5 million Syrians, in addition to almost half a million Palestinian refugees (and most recently Christian refugees from Iraq).

This is both a grim and a reassuring number. It’s gloomy, because so many people around the globe are displaced from their homes and forced to seek refuge abroad. It’s gloomy because it indicates that Lebanon saw a surge in population anywhere between 20 and 25% in just 3 years. It’s also reassuring because it shows how hospitable the Lebanese have been, and how easily the Syrian refugee population assimilated into Lebanese society with largely no major camps. Of course, this also means that social and economic tensions rise, but, so far, Lebanon has weathered these challenges, and I’m confident we will remain to till the Syrian conflict is over…

Here’s to hoping Syria finds peace as soon as possible, with a new, freer, stronger Syria emerging as soon as possible…

source of image (Thomson Reuters Foundation)

What Tripoli’s Municipality Did Is Illegal, Here’s What To Do About It

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The nice thing about our Constitution is that in its preamble, it’s pretty awesome. It ensures Lebanon’s utmost adherence to human rights, the equality of its citizens under law and the absolute right to believe or not believe in whatever you want, and the freedom to practice that freely. The specific articles I’m referring to are the following:

A) Lebanon is a sovereign, free, and independent country. It is a final homeland for all its
citizens. It is unified in its territory, people, and institutions within the boundaries defined
in this constitution and recognized internationally.

B) Lebanon is Arab in its identity and in its affiliation. It is a founding and active
member of the League of Arab States and abides by its pacts and covenants. Lebanon is
also a founding and active member of the United Nations Organization and abides by its
covenants and by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. The Government shall
embody these principles in all fields and areas without exception.

C) Lebanon is a parliamentary democratic republic based on respect for public liberties,
especially the freedom of opinion and belief, and respect for social justice and equality of
rights and duties among all citizens without discrimination.

D) The people are the source of authority and sovereignty; they shall exercise these
powers through the constitutional institutions.

E) The political system is established on the principle of separation of powers, their
balance and cooperation.

F) The economic system is free and ensures private initiative and the right of private
property.

G) The even development among regions on the educational, social, and economic levels
shall be a basic pillar of the unity of the state and the stability of the system.

H) The abolition of political confessionalism shall be a basic national goal and shall be
achieved according to a staged plan.

I) Lebanese territory is one for all Lebanese. Every Lebanese shall have the right to live
in any part thereof and to enjoy the rule of law wherever he resides. There shall be no
segregation of the people on the basis of any type of belonging, and no fragmentation,
partition, or settlement of non-Lebanese in Lebanon.

J) There shall be no constitutional legitimacy for any authority which contradicts the
‘pact of mutual existence.

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So, as you can see, the extremist stances of the Tripoli municipality chief is illegal according to Lebanon’s constitution, which has precedence over any local government crazy decisions like “banning foreigners from going out at night” and “banning the sale of alcohol.”

Why the Tripoli Affair is Scary

It’s definitely not new. Many parts of Lebanon are already forcibly alcohol-free, like Nabatieh and Sour and other regions in Lebanon where places that sell liquor have been burned, bombed or forced to shut down. What’s different about the Tripoli incident, is that apart from the thugs and extremist elements, it added some “fake” legitimacy to the intolerant decision that encroaches on people’s rights and freedom to choose what to do, and what religion and religious practices to abide by, or not to. I say “fake” legitimacy because the municipality doesn’t have the right or jurisdiction to disobey the unalienable rights guaranteed in the Lebanese Constitution’s preamble. (It is in clear violation of articles B, C, E, F, I and J).

That is why, it’s imperative that this injustice be rectified, and immediately.

How to Rectify this Injustice

Ever since word broke out, a team of awesome people with the support of some of the nation’s brightest legal minds have been considering what can be done, and we’ve decided it’s time to take this to the Shura Council of Lebanon. The Shura Council is sort of like the US Supreme Court, which has the final say regarding constitutionality of bills and laws and other matters in Lebanon. What’s great is that any citizen can file a lawsuit with the Shura Council, and we plan on doing just that. All we need is your help, especially if you’re a Tripoli resident.

We’re very proud to announce that if you’re willing to file the lawsuit, we will take care of all your legal fees and proceedings with some of Lebanon’s brightest and most-connected attorneys and the support of several legal, rights and freedom NGOs.

Just call 01 208 101 and we’ll take it from there!

A Few Words

Despite the vicious onslaught of extremist Islam in different forms in Lebanon, we’re still here, and true to the ideals we all believe in: freedom, equality and peace. Whether its terrorists in Aarsal or delusional murderers blowing themselves up, or extremist clerics derailing women’s rights laws, or even hateful, intolerant municipal chiefs, they’ll never kill what makes Lebanon special: its liberal nature compared to other Arab countries.

No matter how much fear, disgust and hopelessness these extremists preach, we should never treat them as they would treat us. Violence and hatred is never an option we’ll want to take. Instead, due diligence and non-violent direct action is the path we choose to take. After all, if there’s one thing that makes us different from them, it’s that we don’t chop heads off and condone raping women and children.

So, no matter how vicious and abhorred the extremist camp and its fans become, we can’t resort to their level. Go party, have a beer and toast them. Go about your every day lives. Try to make where you are a bit better. Show the world and Lebanon that our version is better, happier and more tolerant. Help charities aiding locals and the millions of Syrian, Palestinian and Iraqi refugees who came to Lebanon to escape the hell these extremists made them go through back home. Never give up. This isn’t petty politics or academic debates. This is a real threat to our way of life, our way of thinking, and it’s up to us to keep it alive and well as our petty, dim-witted, corrupt politicians bicker over seats and their wages…

Thoughts About The Aarsal Operation

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I’ve been following the news minute by minute over the past week. The general sentiment was already an unpleasant one with the heart-wrenching crimes against humanity being committed in Gaza and Mosul, by equally extremist ideological entities, and it became worse when it hit so close to home, as we’ve all been predicting.

I’ve been to Aarsal several times over the past two years. I’ve met many locals and many Syrian refugees there. I know firsthand how hard it’s been for that Lebanese town of 40,000 originally now housing some 100,000 refugees in the greater Aarsal area and border regions, a barren, dry no-mans-land with no proper border demarcation. This lack of demarcation makes it difficult for international aid agencies like the UNHCR to get access to many of the refugees who happen to live in the part of town beyond the de-facto border set by the last Lebanese army checkpoint, beyond which the Lebanese jurisdiction doesn’t hold up for the UNHCR and its partners. This leaves the aid up to thousands of these refugees to independent NGOs and individual initiatives like Lebanese For Refugees.

Why You Should Be Confident in the Lebanese Army

Simply? Because I’m confident they’re one of the most experienced, if not most experienced armies in the region and the world when it comes to successfully fighting extremist Islamist terrorist groups. The epic and costly fight in Nahr El Bared, and squashing the “Fateh El Islam” terrorist group was the first major battle, add to that the unrest in Tripoli, the clashes with Al Assir in Abra, and earlier in the decade during the Syrian Occupation when they were attacked on New Year’s Eve Y2K by extremist terrorists as well.

So, training-wise, I know our boys in special forces units like the Mujawkal and Maghawir, are the best and brightest. Equipment-wise, they could always use better weapons and I hope the Saudi-bought French tactical weapons will make it into our soldiers’ hands ASAP.

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Why You Should Be Worried About the Lebanese Army

Because our elected officials see them as numbers. Our media and municipalities see them as “just another martyr”. This is unacceptable. If there’s one thing alone I agree with or would even dare say “respect” about the Israelis, is that they never leave behind one of their own. Every soldier’s safety and life is precious and a matter of national security. We need to take care of our soldiers, decrease as much as possible the loss of life among our troops, who often leave behind families that depend on them.

I’m also worried that the Aarsal operations’ effects extend beyond the Aarsal region. Already you hear voices of dissent and violent attacks against soldiers in the Tripoli area. The excuse is a contorted spin on events that feed off on Sunni disenfranchisement in light of Hezbollah’s virtually unstoppable participation in the Syrian war in support of the Bashar El Assad. Most Sunnis sympathize with the original uprising against Assad, which puts them at odds with the Shiite Hezbollah. The worrisome scenario is when Sunni youths get disillusioned into supporting terrorist groups that seem to many  of them as the only alternative to the Shiite scarecrow Hezbollah. Which puts them at an inevitable clash, which often innocent civilians and Lebanese Army soldiers pay the price for.

Why Everyone Should Support the Army, But Also Hold It Accountable

I cannot imagine someone not supporting the Lebanese Army in this operation. A group of foreign, extremist fighters taking an entire Lebanese city hostage, executing many and using others as human shields and obstructing their attempts to flee to neighboring towns. But also, calls for a media blackout and “unified media coverage” seems unreasonable to me. Sharing false information is unacceptable, but counting on official press releases alone, is not enough for the average Lebanese taxpayer who deserves to know what the LAF is doing in a Lebanese town full of innocent Lebanese civilians and thousands of innocent refugees.

I know many people would wish harm and pain and even torture for these murderous criminals, but when we don’t let proper civil justice take its route, we become guilty of the same crimes as the terrorists: blind hatred and zero rights. That’s why videos of beating up an unarmed suspect in Abra by a group of soldiers and civilians, is unacceptable. The alleged civilized society our boys are fighting for against the barbaric way of life the terrorists forcibly try to impose, demands we respect human rights of both the criminals, as well as the innocent civilians paying the price.

Worst Case Scenario?

That the voices of dissent against the army rise, and unrest boils up in regions like Tripoli, would apart from causing violent clashes and loss of life, would also hinder the immense efforts of the General Security, LAF and ISF to foil suicide bombing plans before it’s too late. The worst case scenario is not yet upon us, and I hope it never will be. Of course, Hezbollah’s possible participation in the Aarsal operations might be the spark that ignites the fuel, but I doubt Hezbollah would take that rash decision. Besides, the LAF is more than capable of doing the job, so their intervention would be even hard to justify to their own supporters, and a blatant reinforcement of every single crime March 14 accuses Hezbollah of.

Best Case Scenario?

That the operations end immediately with the fighters agreeing to release the soldiers they’ve kidnapped and retreat back into Syria. This would hopefully stop the loss of precious life, and jump-start the way-overdue process of properly managing the refugee crisis and making sure none of the impromptu refugee camps become fertile ground for these terrorist to regroup and replenish, for the sake of both Lebanon, and the Syrian refugees who are also victims of these extremist fighters. Talk is already starting about Aarsal being “Kahwagi’s Nahr El Bared”, which compares the success of former president Michel Sleiman as Army Chief in the Nahr El Bared battles that many agree ensured his selection as Lebanon’s next president. Lebanon’s presidency is currently vacant, and no clear resolution in sight, which helped spark hopes for some that the LAF’s victory would speed up the process of electing the current Army Chief, Kahwagi, as Lebanon’s next Maronite president.

We’d also see even more forceful condemnation from more moderate Sunnis, making it clear to the terrorist groups and other Lebanese people, that they stand as one hand in fighting this extremist, violent way of life Lebanon never was and will never be part of. The broken record of “these people don’t represent us!” without any viable action taken to further elaborate that, and the comfortable excuse “It’s Hezbollah’s fault” as an alternative, makes it pretty shaky when it comes to making sure our young men don’t end up enchanted by extremist promises of violent empowerment.

Last Words

Remember, Aarsal is a Lebanese town. The infamy some of its officials and groups have earned doesn’t negate the fact the overwhelming majority are hospitable, kind, generous people who have equal rights to every other person in Lebanon. They need to be saved from the terrorists and expect the Army to liberate them, and care for their safety and wellbeing, which I am one hundred percent sure the Lebanese Army is doing heroically.

As for our troops, we wholeheartedly wish you all stay safe and be careful, and thank you from the bottom of our heart for fighting the fight we never could. You make us proud, and repaying you is impossible, but making a better country to try to make it worth your fight, just might be one small step at a time…

RPM Karting Opens TOMORROW! Here’s My Test-Drive.

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So, a couple of weeks ago, I wrote about the awesome new racing park opening in Mtein, Lebanon: RPM. The excitement was insane, and I’m finally happy to announce that it’ll be open for everyone to try starting tomorrow!

It all started when I was in my way to Zahleh on the Tarshish road, and I spotted the track and had to Instagram it. My friends Omar and Highsam saw it, and forwarded it to one of the owners, Walid Abousleiman, who was kind enough to get in touch and set up a test-drive for me before the track officially opens and as they were putting on the final security and safety touches. There, Raffi Etyemezian, former karting and rally charm and partner in RPM, took the time to explain everything and showcase all the different cars and services and their plans for the future. It’s refreshing to see someone so passionate about what they do, and that afternoon with Raffi showing us around was awesome.

It’s gonna be a massive, 80,000m2 location which apart from the main 1300 meter track, will have a “baby track” for kids to learn karting, a “traffic city” to teach kids proper driving and traffic laws, a mini-football court and a theme-park for kids to enjoy while their folks burn some rubber!

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It’s not quite done yet, as there is still the main building (which looks awesome btw in the renders) that will house conference rooms (for karting courses and safety presentations), restaurants and a rooftop terrace.

They have over 100 karting cars ready, 50 of which are earmarked for professional competitions, with some cars sporting a whopping 44 horsepower! (to give you some perspective, the cars we used to sign waivers for when we were kids because they were too fast, had a 12hp engine…)

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The location is breathtaking, with mountains on one side and a valley on the other, the picturesque backdrop to my sunset test drive was as enjoyable as the actual driving itself!

The prices will be 20,000-25,000LBP for every 10 minutes, depending on what car you rent. And for now, it’s just on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays without any reservations, you just walk-in.

I’ll be uploading a video after we’re done editing it and uploading it on Lebanese Internet speeds. I just wanted to let you all know it’s open as of tomorrow!

Weighing in on the Blue Gold Project and Lebanon’s Imminent Water Shortage

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What Water?

Privatizing our water? I’m sure it’d make a lot of people gasp in shock. But, wait a minute, I’ve never, in my entire life in Lebanon, gotten a single drop of water from the state run water company. Not. A. Single. Drop. Every house I’ve lived in, we either had an artesian aquifer (beer 2ertwaze), or bought cisterns of water. Yet, every year I pay the respective municipalities for the water I never used… So, which water are you afraid of being privatized exactly? The ones that come to some parts of Lebanon for a couple of hours a day?

The water issue is as bad as the electricity one. It’s completely and utterly dismal. In  a country with so much precipitation (usually), rivers, mountains and temperate climate, it’s definitely not ok to be so lacking in water. Imagine, the government is considering buying water from Turkey… It’s that bad and wasteful.

The “Profit” Word Allergy

“Capitalism is evil” bla bla bla. If I had a lira for every time I heard that… “Privatization” is like a dirty word in Lebanon, it’s taboo. Why? Because in the post-war year, zero transparency and extreme corruption spawned corporations like our telecos, (real estate company you know) and other mega-corporations that many parts of the population consider pure evil. But, that’s the governments’ at the time’s fault, not a corporation’s. A corporation makes profit. That’s no secret. That’s how a capitalist economy works: you innovate, compete and invest, in hopes of getting profit on the long-run.

I believe competition is the best way to move forward and develop anything. Planes and radar and radio and antibiotics would have probably taken a lot longer to realize if the world hand’t gone to war twice. When more than one company compete in a market, their products become better, cheaper and safer. One recurrent theme I hear is that pharmaceutical companies just want to make money off of you, thus make unsafe drugs that make you sick so they make profit. Umm… If a drug manufacturer does a bad drug, and people get killed or sick, we’ll stop buying their drugs, and their profits will go down. So, if you were a drug maker, you’d probably do everything you can to make sure your drugs are safe, and guarantee you make profits. If it was a governmental body, it’d probably just say “oops, we’re sorry!” and move back into mediocre advancements with lack of competition. I can give a dozen other examples but I think I made my point.

Profits are ok. It’s not a bad word. Making money honestly isn’t a crime. So, cut the populist rhetoric and conspiracy theories and focus on yourself for a moment. Are you getting water? If so, is it adequate? Is it safe? It’s not even potable. Are you paying for it? Isn’t someone making profit then? But, you’re not getting any good or service for it, and doesn’t look like you’ll be any time soon.

Blue Gold

It’s name is like something “Mr Burns” from The Simpsons would create in a dark lair somewhere with other rich evil men. The marketing campaigns have been super vague and too-good-to-be-true, and the backlash by some observers has made me question a lot things. We Lebanese don’t trust anyone’s promises. We’re used to being let down, and used to zero accountability when it comes to public policy (and pretty much everything else). We also are distrustful of good intentions. Why would anyone want to fix our water problem for free? And that question is spot on, why? And the answer is no one. But, think of how much money could be generated if we not only have enough water, but a surplus, meaning we can sell it to other countries not as fortunate as us.

My personal opinion is, I think the folks behind Blue Gold are planning on banking on the 500 million cubic meter surplus after the Blue Gold plan gets implemented. With proper distribution, good waste management, new dams, water collection methods and other water resource development plans they have, will allegedly ensure every Lebanese person’s water needs by 2020. It’s an ambitious date, and I’m not sure how in just 6 years anyone can fix this mess, but what I’m sure of is it’s not the government: our bankrupt, corrupt, inefficient excuse of a government.

We mustn’t fall into the same mistakes as the 1990s. Privatization shouldn’t be another word for unfair monopolies. If a prime minister sells a state resource to himself or his family, that’s not privatization, that’s corruption and conflict of interests and abuse of power (which is the case with a lot of privatized services in Lebanon unfortunately).

Transparency is the dealmaker for Blue Gold. If they can earn people’s trust, mine included, and demonstrate how transparent they’re planning to be, and how much of a say the average citizen like myself has, they’ll have my full support. I couldn’t care less if the money is going to the State or not. I care about getting what I paid for, and if that means a private corporation coming in and fixing it, then by all means, please do. As long consumer rights are untouchable, I see no problem with letting a private corporation run something that the state couldn’t. I remember paying my electricity bills in New York to ConEdison, and I’m pretty sure the water and electricity and heating there was better than my home hear in Zouk Mikael…

Conclusion

The only hope we have is in a powerful, transparent private sector. The public sector is dismal, and won’t be fixed anytime soon. Heck, even their work hours are absurdly short and illogical, just like everything else. The challenge here, is making sure Blue Gold won’t become another (real estate company you know) which built itself upoon exploiting the country’s weak and poor. Bottom line is, we want water. So, let’s see who can get it to us in the cheapest, most efficient and fastest way possible. Hint: it’s definitely not the government (at least not alone).

Newly Discovered Ruins Being Plundered in Downtown Beirut

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It looks like the series of outright destruction and theft of Lebanon’s archeological treasures continues. Today, while walking by, a close friend noticed ruins being excavated on a new lot prepped for construction between the Bank Audi HQ and the Elie Saab HQ, just a stone’s throw away from the Prime Minister’s HQ (quite a fancy neighborhood, huh?).

The gate was mistakenly left open, allowing for a photo, before my friend was hurriedly escorted away and the gate sealed. When asked why, the gatekeeper rudely said, “yeah, they’re being stolen. You can’t take photos here.”

Till when? After priceless landmarks like the first Port in Beirut, Beirut’s ancient gate, and other gems keep being plundered silently, or just filled in with cement at night when no one is watching…

A Friendly Post to Muslims About Ramadan

I’m a very outspoken, irreverent atheist. This makes a lot of people dislike me, and I don’t have a problem with that. I am wholeheartedly convinced religion is not only wrong, but very detrimental to our lives and humanity’s progress. However, please put this aside for this post, and I promise I’ll be as respectful as possible.

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The Abra Memo

This memo made my heart ache. For a municipality to violate the constitution, and its jurisdiction, and issue a memo banning non-Muslims and non-practicing Muslims from “eating in public”, was painful. What was even more painful, is how people twisted it as a “good-will” move that demonstrates how tolerant Lebanese people are, and how coexistence is working between Muslims and non-Muslims.

Really though? Do you really think a move of good-will should be imposed by a municipality? Do you really think a Christian that wants to respect his Muslim friend and not eat a popsicle in the sweltering heat in front of him, was waiting for a municipality memo written by a Christian chief whose hand was forced by a Muslim Sunni mufti? How is that good-will? How is that a choice? How was that respecting coexistence?

It’s good that the municipality chief recanted this shameful memo. It’s a clear victory for the liberal voices in Lebanon, often drowned-out by extremist religious conservative bombings, the violent opposition of Muslim leaders to laws that protect women’s rights and other disgraceful acts fueled by archaic religious beliefs exacerbated by inadequate education and the ever-present existential threats sects feel in Lebanon that makes the religious turn into evil.

Here I’d like to thank Stop Cultural Terrorism, BlogBaladi.com, Trella.org and Joe Maalouf’s 7ki Jelis for the attention they brought to the Abra issue, and helped through public opinion, reverse this shameful memo.

Other Attempts to Oppress People’s Choice

Abra’s got a lot of attention, but many others do not. It is very important this Ramadan that we all stay vigilant to these attempts to put down Lebanese people’s choice to do whatever they want under the law. If a place tries to impose such a religious law, it’s important we shed light on that, and show them we are not happy about this.

Some might say, “so what, it’s just for a month”, but as we’ve already seen in the Hamra example, where Zaatar w Zeit was forced to abandon bacon and beer because their landlord is a religious extremist. This is a dangerous phenomenon, one that should never get traction in liberal Lebanon, the one thing that makes Lebanon stand out from other Arab countries, the one trait that makes Lebanon the crown jewel of the conservative Arab countries.

So, please, if you believe in choice, and coexistence, discourage places and areas that force you to do something you don’t want to. Don’t go there. Don’t pay your money in support of religious extremism. Celebrate the difference, and sanctify the right to choose. Pay your money to Islamic charities if you are feeling charitable, but don’t pay a bill at a restaurant that doesn’t give you the choice to do what you want.

To My Conservative Muslim Readers

As a libertarian, I wholeheartedly respect whatever you want to do in line with your faith. It’s your absolute right, and no matter what I think of it, it’s your holy right to do it. BUT, forcing it upon others will never, ever, ever, ever, ever be acceptable.

If you want to fast, do so yourself, don’t force anyone else to. If your faith in your beliefs is strong enough, you won’t mind seeing someone else eat in front of you. I’m sure you can muster up enough will to keep to your beliefs. Forcing people to do what you want, shows that you are too weak to resist temptation, and that reflects very negatively on your faith. So, please, keep your faith to yourself, be proud of it, show it off, but don’t ever commit the transgression of imposing your beliefs on others, and have the nerve to call it coexistence, when it wasn’t a willing choice.

Some Last Words

Religious freedom is an absolute right in Lebanon. This means that your right to practice your religion is untouchable. It also means that your right to not to, is also untouchable. At a time when religious conservatives are ruining the country, with clashes all over the nation, suicide bombings every other day, executions with no trial and other horrible, horrible things, you must stand with what little human rights and liberal ideals we still have.

Abra was won, but Tripoli has already fallen. A similar, more forceful memo has been issued, in a city that has already suffered for decades from the tyranny of religious conservatives. This is saddening. And it feels hopeless in a city so polarized religiously, that disobeying this memo would put people’s lives in danger…

No one can tell you when can eat and when you can’t. No one can tell you you can’t protect the rights of your mom, sister, wife, girlfriend or friend. No one can tell you you can’t marry the love of your life because she worships another god. You are a free person, with individual rights that can never be robbed. Fight for them. Fight the good fight, not with bombs and suicide vests and intolerant memos and opposing fair laws, but peacefully and rationally.

Happy Ramadan!

Sakker El Dekkene: Arrib 3al Tayyeb Awesome VIDEO

Last week, over two dozen volunteers with Sakker El Dekkene went down to Mar Mikhael-Burj Hammoud’s intersection for a really cool activation. Disguised as street vendors, Lebanese-style, they tried to sell IDs, diplomas, drivers licenses, gun carrying licenses, etc.

Some people laughed, some people were genuinely interested, most were curious, and one cab driver even asked for a hacked receiver to be able to watch the World Cup (before Tele Liban got the Turkish/Armenian dubbed version for free).

It’s time to work against the corruption in this “dekkene” of a country. Go here, and find out how you can help report and put an end to this.

Watching The World Cup for Free + Thoughts

UPDATE: The Telco industry is gonna pay the money. It’s now free for all. No need to do all the below =P

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Before reading this, I recommend you read Mustapha’s take on why watching the World Cup isn’t really a “right” like so many people are calling it.

What’s Happening with SAMA?

A company called SAMA got the exclusive broadcasting rights in Lebanon, yet not through merit or best price, but through wasta of course. The Lebanese government gave this company exclusive rights, and it doesn’t even cover most Lebanese territories, so assuming you want to pay the exorbitant prices for one month of football, you might not be able to cause Sama did a crap job.

How Comic-book Villain is Sama?

In Lebanon, most of us have “dish el 7ay”, which is an illegal distributor of cable TV. That’s why you might have every channel on earth including Comedy Central UK in your home, but not pay a dime over 15,000LBP per month. What Sama and its conspirators are doing, is paying off these “dish el 7ay” to scramble channels like TF1 which are also broadcasting the World Cup, to further frustrate people to go and buy a Sama receiver. You can’t really complain though, cause dish el 7ay is also illegal, but, you can get an idea of how evil these companies are, style FIFA ya3ne.

How pathetic is the government?

I know self-respect isn’t a strong suit in Lebanon, but running around like beggars in Qatar and ass-kissing the Qatari government to pay 1.5 million dollars on our behalf, is super sad. I mean come on, you pay hundreds of millions of dollars to yourselves undeservedly. Couldn’t you throw in just 1 million USD? Or at least not encourage SAMA by OK-ing the exclusive rights and bribery of competition?

Inno, ma fi kahraba, min jeeb moteur. Ma fi may, min jeeb cistern. Ma fi DSL, mneshtere 3G. But for the World Cup, zarakto el ness.

How to bypass all of this bullcrap?

Ok, so this will need a little patience and understanding of stuff like VPNs, but it’s super simple, and here’s what to do step-by-step:

  • Download this Chrome Browser extension. (if you don’t have Chrome, catch up to 2014 and download it)
  • Then, go to https://www.itv.com/itvplayer/itv
  • On your upper right, you should see the Hola! icon of the chrome extension you just downloaded. Click it, and select UK.
  • Now, open a separate tab, and Google an example of a UK postcode.
  • Use that postcode to register on the iTV website.
  • Make sure you keep the postcode saved, because you will need to input it again when you select the World Cup stream.
  • And voila! You’re all set!
  • Go Germany!

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Special thanks to Simon Tadros for telling us about iTV’s stream and how to get it.

Asshole Contractors Damage Old Woman’s House to Force Her To Evacuate in Mar Mikhael

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Imagine leaving your home, the one you’ve been living in for decades, and coming back to realize that one of its entire sides is gone, demolished. This is what happened to an elderly lady in Mar Mikhael yesterday. A construction project had taken over two adjacent buildings from the 1920s (facing Locale), and wanted to include the house she lives in (from the 1900s!).

However, the asshole company didn’t want to evict the tenant by paying her her due compensation, and want to force her out by damaging her home beyond repair. This is similar to the horror stories you hear about rebuilding DownTown Beirut by Solidere, but this is happening right now, on a street most of us frequent every single day, and the Lebanese authorities failed to act…

Does this mean we can’t leave our homes if there’s a construction project nearby? Just in case the violent greed of the contractors or project owners wants to include our building in their new high-rise or whatever?

Go to Save Beirut Hertiage’s page to know what’s gonna happen next and how you can help.

Disgusting. Despicable.