Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger: A Daft Punk Tribute by WRB

For me, the daft punk tribute set sold me immediately. I wanna listen to Around the World, Technologic, HBFS, One More Time, Aerodynamic and all the other tracks I grew up to and still absolutely adore today. For you drinkers, it’s open bar. I’ll leave the rest of the details to what We Run Beirut put on their event page

There’s that good shit and that other shit…this is that better shit

After attempting to contact Daft Punk for the past 10+ years to no avail, we figured we might as well do the next best thing and just party HARDER BETTER FASTER & STRONGER then ever before.

So this is kinda like that unofficial, official party that unofficially, officially kicked summer in the ass and put the funk into da funk.

Putting that tech-no-logic into the DANCE floor:

+Some kid called PADAWAN

+the legendary DJETTE

&

+WE RUN BEIRUT playing a special Daft Punk tribute set

ze details:

Saturday May 12th 10pm till they kick us out
$30 Open Bar
Philka Building, Dabaye, Seaside Road

…damn that was too long.

RSVP here

Rock Bands Replace DJs in Beirut Festivals?

So, everywhere I go, I hear people moping about how they’re gonna have to spend so much this summer on tickets for Within Temptaion, The Cranberries and RHCP. Rumor has it there are even more big bands coming to perform this year. It looks like a stark contrast between the past decade or so, which was dominated by electronic music DJs from the four corners of the Earth.

But is it really? Beirut’s party crews get a handful of international DJs every other week, with artists from all over the world and all kinds of electronic music performing regularly at Beirut in the Mix, PC, Underrated, We Run Beirut and other party crews’ events. Perhaps there aren’t as many Forum-style events, but then again, the rarity of these massive productions is what makes them all the more special. I’d choose intimate club setting any day over a stadium event.

However, for my dearest EDM fans, despair not. There are already whispers that Trentemoller or Deadmau5 is coming to town, with the more commercial bunch like Swedish House Mafia and Avicii also in the pipeline. I can’t say anymore, cause I am not 100% sure of anything yet, but, this post is just to allay your fears, as it has mine: we’re gonna party good this summer! =D

Mary Poppins on Broadway Review


Mary Poppins was a childhood favorite of mine. The nanny with the parrot-umbrella who could fly and pull out just about anything from here purse, did indeed help the “medicine go down” for me as a child.

That is why during my stay in New York, I decided to buy two tickets to watch the Disney Broadway show rendition of this classic 17 Cherry Tree Lane story. The result was being mind-blown beyond expression, and I can very safely say it was worth every single penny.

So, on Saturday, Yara and myself made our way to the New Amsterdam Theater on Broadway Street and settled into the beautifully designed amphitheater. Ornate sculptures and bas-reliefs decorate the balconies and box seats, and murals made the dome-shaped ceiling all the more grand. We sat in the orchestra area, only a handful of rows away from the stage.

Before I talk about the acting, actors and actresses, allow me to declare that the set, effects and props were absolutely astonishing. The illusion of Mary Poppins’ bottomless bag was created live, with the bag, seemingly placed on a table whose underbelly was visible, transparent and empty, concealing a lamp, a bed, and other objects which could not possibly fit in there.

The sets were also beautifully designed, with the houses, stories, parks and scenery being fully movable, sprouting up from under the stage, or disappearing into the ceiling, all automatically and with seamless, technologically-sexy automated transitions.

The dances were also impressive, with some ballet, tap-dancing, river-dancing and some contemporary choreographic pieces keeping things interesting and novel. The songs included favorites like “a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down”, “chim, chimeney, chim chim, charoo” and “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”, all of which made my eyes swell with fond memories.

Novel songs included some breath-taking opera-like segments, clap-inducing jazzy tunes and good old-fashioned musicals with the British twist of Marry Poppins and chimneysweepers. The actors and actresses were magnificent as well, with humor, cuteness, wickedness, spunkiness and other realistically portrayed traits coming to life on the stage in vivid costumes and light effects.

The play was not without impressive aerobics and stunts either, with some wall-walking, umbrella-flying and kite-taming that will make you instantly clap in amusement. To top it all off, the cast members came down at the end of the fantastic show, and held buckets for donations, with freebies like aprons, umbrellas, cookbooks and autographs given away for every donation that will go into cancer and AIDS research. Oh, and the next day, I received a delightful personalized email from Disney Broadway thanking me for showing up and being part of the magic. How awesome is that?

So, in New York? Visiting? A Broadway show is an absolute MUST. I’d definitely recommend Mary Poppins, however, friends of mine who have seen other shows recommend them highly too. So, choose the most appealing one for you, and go, cross it off your bucket list!

Tip: go to www.broadwaybox.com where you get a discount code you can use

Temporarily Blogging from the US of A!

My Dearest Readers,

As some of you may already know, I was one of the winners of a competition run by Stoli Vodka last fall. I won a trip to Los Angeles, and access to one of the world’s most awesome parties at the Playboy Mansion (the real one). I have chosen to extend my stay a few extra days in the US to see the sights, visit friends and family, and experience the US first-hand. So, for the next couple of weeks, I’ll be blogging and tweeting from the US, letting you know what the nightlife is like, the people I meet and the places I go. I’m also planning on trying out the best travel apps on Android and iOS, among many other things.

BUT, don’t worry, the Fashal and Leaks will keep coming even though I’m abroad! I’ll be available on FB, Twitter, email and whatsapp, so if you have something you think warrants looking into, please feel free to share! Remember there’s a 10-hour difference, so I might not be as prompt to reply as when I’m in Beirut.

Also, for all the tweeps out there, I’ll be using the hashtag #GinoUSATour for all the photos on-the-go. You in the US? Lemme know, maybe we can have coffee somewhere together! Need something from the US? Lemme know too, I might have some space in my luggage. Can you recommend any places/cities/events/concerts you think I should visit?

So, I’ll see you guys really soon!

He Will “Legally” Rape You: The Image that Scared the Government… See You All on Saturday!

The General Security thought this billboard was too “strong”. They watered it down to the versions you see on the streets this week. Pathetic. I’m glad we don’t have to abide by their absurd censorship laws. If you haven’t read my stance on this issue, please do so here now (if you’re a radical religious zealot or just below average IQ, you might find it offensive)

The protest scheduled for February 18 is set to happen in Samir Kassir square, because we couldn’t get approval to do it in Place de L’etoile (how convenient).

Join us on Saturday!

The “Coalition for the Protection of Women,” is a group of Lebanese citizens who refuse the perpetuation of the violence against women under the protection of existing antiquated laws. They stand by the women of their country, who have been raped, beaten and those who have decided that oppression and discrimination under the guise of law is no longer acceptable.

As such, they are calling on the parliamentary subcommittee chaired by MP Samir El-Gisr to halt its subversive activity related to amending a draft law to protect women from conjugal violence originally proposed by the Kafa Association in 2007. The committee has come under significant political pressure from special interest groups who seek to amend the law to ensure that it is ineffective and inapplicable. These amendments have rid the original text of its specificity by expanding it to the rights of children, elderly, men thus maintaining the imbalance of the Lebanese legal code vis-à-vis women.

In light of this grave danger to the rights of at least half of the Lebanese population, and based on their commitment to justice, human rights as well as need to modernize the penal laws, they have decided to organize a sit-in on Saturday, February 18th 2012, from 11am until 2pm, at the Samir Kassir Square. The goal of the demonstration is to pressure the parliamentary committee to stop undermining the original draft law that provides women with sufficient legal and enforceable protection when faced with conjugal violence.

It’s not enough that Lebanese women cannot pass the nationality to their children, but now they are getting their most basic civil rights violated. And you know what else is funny? The Lebanese government rejected the below advertisement (to go public on billboards) because it contains the word “rape”! It seems that we don’t have the right to protest against rape in this country! SHAME! Shame on these politicians who only care about their pockets. What would it take them to reconsider their shameless amendments? What if their sisters or wives or mothers or daughters got raped? Would they stand up then?

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(Press release and some elements borrowed from Mohammad Hijazi. Thanks! =D)

A Less Huggable Gino in Weeks

My Dearest Readers,

Most aspects of my life are right there for everyone to see. After all, why would you trust or even consider my reviews if you didn’t feel you knew me like some of your closest friends. Last Friday marked an important event in my life, and I would like to share it with you for several reasons.

On Friday, I underwent a surgical procedure known as a “gastric sleeve” or more accurately sleeve gastrectomy. It’s basically removing 75-85% of my stomach, greatly reducing its capacity and cutting appetite. This comes after nearly 3 years of failed attempts at diets and sports, and at a time where my extra weight has begun to affect my health negatively.

Now, you might be wondering why I’m sharing this with you, most people do it under the wraps and when the weight is off, say they went on a diet. Why should I? This indeed was an elective surgery, but one which will help me stave off diseases like diabetes and hypertension. So, while some might equate this with a nose-job (which is completely cool), the medical underpinnings in this case are just as valid.

But, explaining my decision is not the only reason behind this post. Reducing my stomach size from a watermelon to a banana is just the first step. This will also help me change lifestyle and hopefully eat better and exercise without falling into the same cycles of laziness, negligence and over-indulgence.

So, now that all of you know, I expect you to hold me accountable. My target is to lose 15 kilograms in the next month. So, by February 20, I want to be 129 kilograms (I was 144 kilograms on the day of my surgery) And I promise I’ll post the before-after shots for you to enjoy =P

I’ll also be posting about the surgical experience itself and the recovery period, for any of you out there who think it’s time for a drastic change in lifestyle but need that initial push to send you on the right course. Perhaps you might think it’s worth it, or perhaps not! At least you’ll have a candid experience from a “mjarreb” (someone who tried it) not just a “tabeeb” (doctor).

PS: I will always be fat and jolly on the inside <3

Also, worry not, in a month’s time, I’ll be up and about reviewing restaurants again, though this time, my portions will be smaller and they won’t be followed up with a late-night drive-thru!

Gino’s Blog Will Be Offline for 12 Hours on January 18th to Protest Against PIPA/SOPA

There I was worrying about the Lebanese government screwing up the internet… Now, the US government is doing it. I won’t bother writing anything, just take 4 minutes of your time and watch, and be horrified.

PROTECT IP / SOPA Breaks The Internet from Fight for the Future on Vimeo.

Dictateur: My New Favorite Spot

It’s been so long since I discovered a place I fell in love with so quickly. This out-of-the-way venue has been open for more than a month and its loyal fans already span across several countries. I sometimes use the alley it’s on to escape traffic when I’m going back home, and remember thinking to myself “what a horrible choice of location.” Several suggestions I try it later, Lori and I made our way to the outskirts of Mar Mikhael street behind Al Mandaloun, and were seriously impressed.


It’s hard to describe Dictateur in one word. The venue is divided into several sections, each of which could be a stand-alone venue. A bar area, a lounge area, a diner-style seats area, an outdoor area and even a roof-top like section make the place a bar-restaurant-club-lounge-cafe type of place suitable for so many different times and occasions.

Let’s start off with the outside. It’s an inconspicuous facade which at first glance gives you impression it’s just a one-room bar like any other. The whole is decorated with the place’s trademark signature, a series of numbers separated by forward slashes that represent something in Dictateur. For example, 030 / 004 / 287 is painted on the wall outside. The numbers stand for Badawi street, bike racks, and neighbors, respectively.

Once you go in, you can either go to your left into the bar area, or soldier on forward where two ramps lead to the rooftop area, or the lower outdoor space and lounge under it. Probably the most amusing piece of furniture is a toilet seat transformed into a flower pot, with soil and few blossoms sprouting out of it. This spot is ideal in summer or when the weather’s nice. It’s also quieter than the lower outdoor area, where the dancing happens sometimes, making it perfect for a nice drink and conversation.

The outdoor area is lit with a massive custom-made, do-it-yourself style “chandelier” made of the light-bulbs you find at your mechanic’s, which are hung on the hood as he inspects your car’s motor. Two dozen or so of these lightbulbs are arranged in a circle, lighting up the outdoor area in that yellowish-orange aura you see in the photos.

The lounge area is adjacent to the outdoor section and directly under the rooftop area. It has large and long tables, perfect for a large group, It also has very comfortable couches for two or three people, which is where Lori and I sat on that extremely cold night.

Most lamps, decorations and other items in Dictateur are do-it-yourself stuff, such as three massive lamps made of tape inside the lounge as well as the container-like wooden row of diner-style tables under the ramp that leads to the rooftop area. The XXX / XXX / XXX format is repeated several times, indicating different numbers for different things, such as how many meters of tape were used, for how many lamps. Or, how much alcohol the storage area fits. That, for a slightly OCD-ish person like me when it comes to stuff like that, was divine.

The music was also good. In a place like that, I’d be afraid of listening to soft rock, oldies and other repulsive genres of music. Much to my delight, it was splendid lounge music, with just the right tempo, volume and enough electronic and acoustic elements to please everyone present. It not being radio garbage is also a plus, after all, paying to listen to something you can turn on in your car for free, is a rip-off in my opinion.

The prices are also fair and much cheaper than some of its neighbors. A beer is for 7,000 LBP and you can get a decent salad for as little as 10,000 LBP. My friend Liliane recommends the goat cheese and artichoke salad on Foursquare, which is what I’ll be having next time!

So, all in all, I absolutely adored the place. Definitely one of my favorites, if not the favorite for now. I seriously recommend you try it yourself and understand what I’m really talking about. It’s a nice, down-to-earth place which is still hipster-free and is actually an underground venue, not just cause its cool. Proof? The out-of-the-way venue and low-key publicity which is basically just word of mouth as far as I can tell.

They have a facebook, so please don’t ask me about contact details =P It’s also fully wheelchair accessible =)

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8 Things To Spoil Twilight Breaking Dawn For You (for your own good)

HORRID! This is a sorry excuse for a movie, even for a Twilight film! There’s no movie feel to it. The scene are erratic in their sequencing and boring in their redundancy. I watched it with my friend Victor, to be able to say “I watched twilight in the day with another dude” when we’re both not gay.

I’m gonna spoil it for normal humans who haven’t read the books, so you don’t go see this pile of rubbish

  1. They get married. In a cheesy, gut-wrenching scene which is like finger nails on a chalkboard (though the set was nice)
  2. They have sex. It’s SUCH a turn-off after a 2-movie build-up of no-sex. Iranian and Saudi movies show more skin than this one did
  3. She gets pregnant. She has to drink O negative blood with a straw to feed the fetus
  4. She’s still a hoe. She loves the dog guy Jacob, even though she is married to the vampire Edward (how the fuck does that work for her?)
  5. She gets a girl called Reneesme. Right after Edward rips her tummy open with his fangs.
  6. She becomes a vampire. Red eye lenses and everything
  7. Ending will make you cry… in pain. It’s such a stupid ending, that if the ending had been “she woke up from a dream”, it would’ve been MUCH better. How does the child get protected from the dogs? The dog who loves Bella “imprints” on the baby… -_-
  8. There’s more of this crap. This is just part 1…

IMDB Rating: 4.7/10 (that low…)
My Rating: -10/10 

Post-Jeita Fever (Reblogged from BlogBaladi’s Najib)

 

After my N7W Scam post, which got way too much attention, I guess you expect me to comment on the aftermath.

But, I’ll leave it to my friend Najib from BlogBaladi, who portrayed my feelings and thoughts exactly

I’ve been criticized by my family, some friends and blog readers for not supporting nor voting for Jeita. I promised to keep quiet until the campaign’s over but now that it’s done and Jeita lost, I will explain why N7W was a bad idea all along.

[Read the rest here]

How to WIN a Brand New Nokia N9 with Gino’s Blog

It’s super-simple! Here are the steps:

Step 1

Like Gino’s Blog’s Facebook Page after taking a photo of yourself DRENCHED in either Cyan, Magenta or Black!

Step 2

Step 3

Step 4

Make sure it’s as funky, or funkier than this pic of me and Shankaboot star Samira Kawas

Step 5

Get people to vote for you, then get the N9 delivered to you!

Fine Print:

  • Competition starts as of now, ends on November 19th at 8:00PM
  • All pictures must be posted via the special tab on Gino’s Blog
  • The Nokia N9 will be the color of whatever you were wearing in your picture!

3G is Finally Here: Your Questions Answered Below

The below is about the telecom provider Alfa, which I have tested and double-checked myself. I do not own an MTCtouch line and thus cannot elaborate on what they’re doing.

It’s finally available for everyone. The fabled and much-talked about 3G is now be purchased by the fine people of Lebanon. Now, before I go on, let me clarify something that seems to be foggy for many people: What is 3G?

What does 3G mean?

3G is any wireless connection to your mobile that is at least 200kbit/s. Simple as that, there are so called 3.5, 3.75 and other variants of 3G connections, which are often used to indicate much faster speeds (in megabits/second, ours is supposed to be up to 21.1mbps)

How does it work?

If you’re in an area with 3G coverage, you’ll be on 3G, if not, you’ll be using the “2.5G” EDGE connection. That’s what most of you are experiencing on your phones when you think Alfa or MTCtouch are giving you 3G by mistake and light up about it. Your bandwidths are still the same though, so don’t expect to steam YouTube videos just yet.

If I’m on EDGE, do I have to switch to 3G?

No you silly BB users. Your connections have already been automatically changed to 3G when the 3G network coverage is available. However, your bandwidths have not changed yet. They will change the next time you pay your bill or recharge your line.

Prices and Packages?

Basically the same for pre and postpaid lines. Difference is the 3GB and 5GB plans are not available for prepaid lines yet, and in prepaid lines, you can subscribe to “pay as you go” which means you pay for every megabyte you use. BUT, 0.5$ a megabyte is way too much so I definitely would not recommend it, especially when extra MBs for the plans are somewhat cheaper than before (except for BB users, I’m not sure about those prices but I believe they will remain unchanged)

How do I subscribe if I don’t already have mobile internet?

If you’re postpaid, call 111 and enable it. If you’re prepaid, dial 1454 (for Alfa at least) and follow the long process of activating it.

What’s a video call? And should I use it?

It’s like skype on your mobile, and no don’t use it. It’s at 0.4$ a minute! You’re better off draining your cheaper megabytes on skype, so I’d recommend you eithe use a VoIP app like Viber and Skype, or if you insist on having both video and voice why not use Skype or Tango?

Wil BBM?

Considering they already reduced the price at the beginning of October, I expect the prices and data bundles to remain the same. Why do BB users pay so much more than other smartphone users? Well, supposedly, it’s the RIM BlackBerry service which includes the email app and the BBM (they make you pay for it). Alfa and MTCtouch of course charge far more than it’s real price, but hey, who’s complaining? So, 27$ for 200MB a month seems to be what BlackBerry service is gonna stay at. I’d call to double-check for you, but it seems Alfa is swamped with calls and are “too busy to answer” (for the last 3 hours).

Can I switch completely from 2/2.5G to 3G?

Yes, you can enable “3G only” instead of “automatic” or “dual” mode in your smartphone’s settings, but I do not recommend that at all. That’s because the 3G coverage sucks if you’re not in Beirut, and even there it’s shaky, so your mobile will keep desperately searching for 3G when it’s in 3G only mode, draining your battery which will last a fraction of what it’s supposed to in dual mode. So, keep it in dual mode and pray you get 3G/3.5G/H on the top of your device’s screen.

Can I use 3G on my laptop? Other mobile?

Yes, if your smartphone can act as a wifi hotspot, you can activate it and allow your laptop to connect to the hotspot, allowing your laptop to utilize the 3G connection of your mobile. This is called tethering. If your phone doesn’t, you can use a USB dongle to use your 3G-enable SIM on your laptop or computer.

Where is 3G coverage supposed to be?

Red is where 3G is already coveredGray is where it’ll be available in the first quarter of 2012 (first 3 months) and Yellow is where 3G will be available in the second quarter of 2012 (second 3 months) 

For MTCtouch Users, it’s practically the same thing as Alfa users, and its now in-effect. Check their website for more